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It’s 3am, and after taking the alternative route, you’ve Captain Kirked your way into a taxi with a potential future ex. But you’re not quite home and hosed just yet! Always remember that you’ve been at grampa’s old medicine for several straight hours now, and there is a strong possibility that your eyes could be playing games with you.

Nobody wants to wake up beside a Peggy Mitchell! So here are a few basics to look out for before you go watering your back teeth with silver bullets.

Hot friends: If she’s got more than two of them, chances are she’s the minger. No skin on show: Then you don’t want to see it. Hand holding: Unless you’re wandering into traffic, you’ve got a clinger. And the worst case scenario, The Adams Apple: I’ll let Frank Drebin take this one….

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While most men’s tactics in convincing a tasty pair of legs to open like Aladdin’s cave may vary from one another, there is a common ground on which we all stand around the clubs and pubs of  modern Ireland. And for the most part it makes perfect sense. Compliment her hair, ask loads of questions, always listen and the golden rule… pretend you care. Well here at RADAR, we like to view things differently. So here is the original man’s man, Captain Kirk with his sterling method of bedding a beaut’! Take it away Kirk….