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Christmas is a time of giving. But Radar knows that it’s also a time of getting, and it doesn’t get any better than this! With enough nipples for each hour in the day, enough milk to supply Avonmore for a year and with enough heat insulation to keep Dublin’s homeless warm over christmas, these 12 former playboy centre-folds would put a smile on any man’s face. We’ve got enough bunnies here to start a petting zoo. And thats exactly what were gonna do. Best leave the kids at home though, it’s motorboat time! Happy Christmas bitches.

Don’t forget to wipe the screen down yeah…

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Cue motorboat sounds folks, it’s that time of the week again. Now We’re just gonna come out and say this…… We have found a good reason to watch Coronation Street. We shit you not. Two of them in fact. And Michelle Keegan has both. The saucy Stockport soap star who plays Tina McIntyre has nothing to fear on the frozen cobblestones of Weatherfield this winter, because as you can see, this model comes with twin airbags. And not only that, now we can all agree on a fantastic pair to come out of Manchester with out a single mention of  the poxy Neville brothers! Nuff said. But it musn’t be easy for a 23 year old carrying this 30DD Super-Rack around all day, so Radar, being the chivalrous gents that we are, would like to take this opportunity to extend two helping hands should she ever need assistance. However Michelle, we can’t promise that they won’t be left looking like a painter’s radio.

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She may be of greek descent but we are claiming Georgia Salpa and her perky pair of party tricks as home grown guaranteed Irish! These 32 c’s have become more cherished to the pint swigging republic of Ireland than the book of Kells and Glendalough combined!

And why not? The book of Kells couldn’t feed an orphanage of starving new borns! And where would you rather escape to during a viking invasion? A dismal round tower, or the safety of these two busty Buddha bags. So lets raise a glass of Arthur’s finest to the real reason we all buy the Star. Georgia Salpa, we salute you.

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This week Radar salutes Sofia Vergara. The busty beaut and star of ABC’s hit sitcom Modern Family has got to be proud of these natural grown Colombian chest cushions. And we would most certainly drop our grannys from a fatal height for five minutes of motorboat mania! And they say chivalry is dead?! So feast your eyes on these bad boys. You can thank us later.

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Russell you lucky ****